Posted - Aug 06 2007 : 18:50:33
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You walk into a chain resturant with the Admiral. Its the middle of the afernoon and the place is deserted.

Sweet Thing: "Hi welcome to ****** "How Many"

Me: (Thinking can you count?) "Two"

Sweet thing: "This way please"

Takes us to the dining area where there are 22 tables of which 1 is occupied, pauses for 30 seconds to a minute studying the room. Finally makes the BIG decision and gives us a seat next to the waitress station. Naturally this is where 3 airheads are hanging and discussing things nonsensical and inane.

Me: "Thank you"